Oh, Holy Nerve...

All I Want For Christmas Is My Phrenic Nerve
sung to the tune of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWiiDxbk-A

Everybody pauses and stares at me My breath is gone as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe! But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas is my phrenic nerve, my phrenic nerve, see my phrenic nerve!

Gee, if I could only have my phrenic nerve, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since I could say, "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!" Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas is my phrenic nerve, my phrenic nerve, see my phrenic nerve.

Gee, if I could only have my phrenic nerve, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!"

Happy Holidays to PALS around the world!